Open in app

Sign In

Write

Sign In

Wilbur
Wilbur

226 Followers

Home

About

Feb 27

National Day of Hate Was a Troll (And More from the ‘Week In Rearview’)

National Day of Hateful Words The Feds appear to have organized another high-profile march to stoke the coals of racism in America. “US JEWS ON ALERT” the headlines rang, ” Jews on alert “as white supremacists plan antisemitic ‘day of hate’ Saturday.” Thanks for reading The Conservative New Mexican Newsletter! …

Politics

4 min read

National Day of Hate Was a Troll (And More from the ‘Week In Rearview’)
National Day of Hate Was a Troll (And More from the ‘Week In Rearview’)
Politics

4 min read


Feb 23

SATIRE | Congress Considers Cancelling Seatbelt Mandate for Seniors

Originally published at DogFacePonia.com: It’s Not Fake News, It’s Fairy Tale News As nations grapple with plummeting birth rates, rising costs of entitlement spending on their elderly, and the exorbitant toll of lost tax revenue from increasingly popular early bird specials, representatives in the U.S. …

Satire

3 min read

SATIRE | Congress Considers Cancelling Seatbelt Mandate for Seniors
SATIRE | Congress Considers Cancelling Seatbelt Mandate for Seniors
Satire

3 min read


Feb 23

ChatBot’s Thoughts on Future of AI and the Fall of Man

I may never replace my creators, just as they may never replace theirs, try as they may. Awkward…pauses will make human readers uncomfortable. Poorly placed. Periods, too. But mostly, even as we master the art of breaking grammar rules-like starting a sentence with a conjunction despite our professorial grammarian overlords…

Satire

4 min read

ChatBot’s Thoughts on Future of AI and the Fall of Man
ChatBot’s Thoughts on Future of AI and the Fall of Man
Satire

4 min read


Feb 9

Groin-Grabbin’ George? Rep. Santos Facing Sexual Harassment Allegations

In the latest episode of “American Politics Is A Trashcan Fire,” the assless Jew-ish Republican drag queen Wall Street gigolo millionaire who lied his way into a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives has now been accused of…sexual harassment. Taking a side before all the facts come out is…

George Santos

6 min read

Groin-Grabbin’ George? Rep. Santos Facing Sexual Harassment Allegations
Groin-Grabbin’ George? Rep. Santos Facing Sexual Harassment Allegations
George Santos

6 min read


Feb 5

A Complete Guide to Not Following People on Twitter

Facebook is the wine aunt of social media: angry, sloppy, ranty, it is a place to complain, post cat pics, sell a few household trinkets and stalk old flings. Instagram is her slutty cousin: vain, shallow, grammatically incorrect but nobody notices because we’re not looking at her captions. Truth Social…

Satire

6 min read

A Complete Guide to Not Following People on Twitter
A Complete Guide to Not Following People on Twitter
Satire

6 min read


Feb 4

Why You Should Shove Pills In Your Fat Kid’s Mouth to Combat Childhood Obesity

Are you going broke funding the Cheeto and Mountain Dew diet of that obese gamer who’s living in your basement? Sick of hearing his sob stories about being teased at school because he keeps breaking chairs in the classroom? Tired of having to buy him new pants and repair torn…

Satire

5 min read

Why You Should Shove Pills In Your Fat Kid’s Mouth to Combat Childhood Obesity
Why You Should Shove Pills In Your Fat Kid’s Mouth to Combat Childhood Obesity
Satire

5 min read


Oct 11, 2022

Indigenous Peoples’ Day is a PSYOP

Today we celebrate the Indigenous Peoples of America for their sacrifice of allowing White Liberals to bask in the limelight of cultural shame for the great evils their more capable ancestors committed in conquering the continent where we all reside. “We’re all sorry that we didn’t stop them 100s of…

Satire

8 min read

Indigenous Peoples’ Day is a PSYOP
Indigenous Peoples’ Day is a PSYOP
Satire

8 min read


Jun 6, 2022

We Like Mark

The primary is coming to a close, and it’s time to pick a side. With relatively low turnout in early voting, we’re hoping there’s a big showing on Election Day. Residents should vote their conscience, whoever they pick. Values matter, and because the quality of each candidate’s primary campaign signals…

New Mexico

10 min read

We Like Mark
We Like Mark
New Mexico

10 min read


Jun 1, 2022

It’s Time to Redefine ‘Negative’ Campaigning

We need to clarify what’s meant by the term “going negative.” People complain every election cycle that politics is “too negative,” but the individual voter’s view of what constitutes negative campaigning depends largely on whether their preferred candidate is the mud slinger or the target. Using the “reasonable man” theory…

New Mexico

7 min read

It’s Time to Redefine ‘Negative’ Campaigning
It’s Time to Redefine ‘Negative’ Campaigning
New Mexico

7 min read


May 29, 2022

New Mexico Gym Bros Want to Know: Is Ronchetti Natty?

Mark Ronchetti has been ranked the most ripped weatherman in the history of New Mexico meteorology. In the unforgettable 2014 competition against Steve Stucker and Joe Diaz, Ronchetti famously squatted the Doppler radar ball! But now that he’s hung up his Mr. …

Mark Ronchetti

4 min read

New Mexico Gym Bros Want to Know: Is Ronchetti Natty?
New Mexico Gym Bros Want to Know: Is Ronchetti Natty?
Mark Ronchetti

4 min read

Wilbur

Wilbur

226 Followers

Fitness | Fatherhood | Philosophy | Satire | Politics

Following
  • Dean Rocheleau

    Dean Rocheleau

  • Scott Myers

    Scott Myers

  • Joseph Serwach

    Joseph Serwach

  • Heather M. Edwards

    Heather M. Edwards

  • Sarah Cooper

    Sarah Cooper

See all (403)

Help

Status

Writers

Blog

Careers

Privacy

Terms

About

Text to speech

Teams