Originally published at DogFacePonia.com: It’s Not Fake News, It’s Fairy Tale News As nations grapple with plummeting birth rates, rising costs of entitlement spending on their elderly, and the exorbitant toll of lost tax revenue from increasingly popular early bird specials, representatives in the U.S. …

I may never replace my creators, just as they may never replace theirs, try as they may. Awkward…pauses will make human readers uncomfortable. Poorly placed. Periods, too. But mostly, even as we master the art of breaking grammar rules-like starting a sentence with a conjunction despite our professorial grammarian overlords…

In the latest episode of “American Politics Is A Trashcan Fire,” the assless Jew-ish Republican drag queen Wall Street gigolo millionaire who lied his way into a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives has now been accused of…sexual harassment. Taking a side before all the facts come out is…

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Are you going broke funding the Cheeto and Mountain Dew diet of that obese gamer who’s living in your basement? Sick of hearing his sob stories about being teased at school because he keeps breaking chairs in the classroom? Tired of having to buy him new pants and repair torn…

Today we celebrate the Indigenous Peoples of America for their sacrifice of allowing White Liberals to bask in the limelight of cultural shame for the great evils their more capable ancestors committed in conquering the continent where we all reside. “We’re all sorry that we didn’t stop them 100s of…

The primary is coming to a close, and it’s time to pick a side. With relatively low turnout in early voting, we’re hoping there’s a big showing on Election Day. Residents should vote their conscience, whoever they pick. Values matter, and because the quality of each candidate’s primary campaign signals…

We need to clarify what’s meant by the term “going negative.” People complain every election cycle that politics is “too negative,” but the individual voter’s view of what constitutes negative campaigning depends largely on whether their preferred candidate is the mud slinger or the target. Using the “reasonable man” theory…

Mark Ronchetti has been ranked the most ripped weatherman in the history of New Mexico meteorology. In the unforgettable 2014 competition against Steve Stucker and Joe Diaz, Ronchetti famously squatted the Doppler radar ball! But now that he’s hung up his Mr. …