SATIRE | Congress Considers Cancelling Seatbelt Mandate for Seniors

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As nations grapple with plummeting birth rates, rising costs of entitlement spending on their elderly, and the exorbitant toll of lost tax revenue from increasingly popular early bird specials, representatives in the U.S. Congress are thinking outside the box.