Why You Should Shove Pills In Your Fat Kid’s Mouth to Combat Childhood Obesity

Are you going broke funding the Cheeto and Mountain Dew diet of that obese gamer who’s living in your basement? Sick of hearing his sob stories about being teased at school because he keeps breaking chairs in the classroom? Tired of having to buy him new pants and repair torn couch cushions every time he plops down like a drunk gorilla doing reverse…